My landlord wanted to charge me 80€ a month for using the shower, so I used the garden hose in the yard instead, with all of the other tenants watching every morning. In winter. I really didn't mind but after two weeks my landlord was so embarassed that he let me use his shower for free. » 4/17/15 7:34am Friday 7:34am

Ok. First smart phone was a WindowsMobile by QTec. Display broke when the jacket it was in fell off the coat hanger. Second smart phone is still alive today, its initial crappyness became just more apparent over the years and thus it is out of service. Third smart phone was a Palm Pre. Loved everything about the… » 4/16/15 6:52am Thursday 6:52am

Fuck you, man! I love dark chocolate and I loathe your Hershie milk chocolate crap. You know why? Because it fucking tastes like cardboard with sugar. Just like the rest of those omg this is so yummy bull-shit! Especially cupcakes. Fuck cupcakes. Cupcakes are what happens when you only obsess over making your… » 4/14/15 11:00am Tuesday 11:00am

As far as I know, the Memoirs of a Geisha controversy was not because people were pissed that Chinese and not Japanese actresses were cast to play the main roles. Which would be a kinda dumb. It had more to do with the tense relationship between China and Japan at the time and that it brought back memories of how the… » 4/10/15 5:55pm 4/10/15 5:55pm

Yupp. A couple of years ago in Paris, I met a fella whose parents were diplomats. Children of diplomats are the worst kind of anything. Anyhow, since we were both expat students I asked him where he was from and he answered: "Everywhere, man. I'm a cosmopolitan." He still ranks highly among the most douchey people… » 4/09/15 12:04pm 4/09/15 12:04pm

I wasn’t a big fan of the Compact either, but it is in fact a pretty fun car to drive. As a 316i with 105hp it’s a relatively quick car but as a 323i with a 170hp straight six - dios mio - it’s amazing. Corners nicely, fast and you have no trouble finding parking spots in the city. » 4/07/15 8:36am 4/07/15 8:36am